Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm

Omniclown ColossusArtifact Creature — Clown Robot

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.) Trample

Pie-roclasmSorcery — Adventure

This creature deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)